Code of Life (Warning: 18SX)

While digging up other people's secrets, I stumbled upon this funny and yet true "code of life".. working life, to be exact.

Code Number 1:

if isnull(bonus) and isnull(increament) then emotional = "hopeless"

Code Number 2:

if ((bonus==0) && (increament==0)) {
fuckTheBoss();
LookingForJob();
LeaveTheCompany();
}

Code Number 3:

if (!hasBonus)
{
fuckTheBoss();
if getFired
{
while bossStillAlive()
{
fuckTheBoss();
}
}
else
{
FindJob();
}
}
else if (bonus == a little bit)
{
FindJob()
}
else
...
FindJob()
{
LookForJob();
fuckTheBoss();
LeaveCompany();
}

Agree?